I'll make a toon outta you

Let's start out funny business
To defeat the cogs
Did they send me robots
When I asked for toons?
You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a toon
out of you

Hyper as a doodle
But the cream pie within
Once you find your funny
you are sure to win
You're a depressed, green
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a gag
Somehow I'll make a toon
out of you

I'm never gonna catch
my breath
Say good-bye to those
who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't see
right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to swim

(Be a toon)
We must be sweet as a cupcake
(Be a toon)
With all the force
of a great geyser
(Be a toon)
With all the humor
of a silly high dive
Mysterious as a
pair of hypno goggles

Time is racing toward us
till the cogs arrive
Heed my every order
and you might survive
You're unsuited for
the rage of war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a toon
out of you?

(Be a toon)
We must be sweet as a cupcake
(Be a toon)
With all the force
of a great geyser
(Be a toon)
With all the humor
of a silly high dive
Mysterious as a
pair of hypno goggles

(Be a toon)
We must be sweet as a cupcake
(Be a toon)
With all the force
of a great geyser
(Be a toon)
With all the humor
of a silly high dive
Mysterious as a
pair of hypno goggles